Maxipads are great for the obvious but the company fell short when they advertised it for one use only. We at the bill check are here to tell you that this wonderful product can change your life. Here are 6 ways how.
1) Wiping sweat when running from a jaguar. - have you ever had sweat run into your
eyes? It burns like you just swam through a stream in hell. Keep it handy when that determined cat is hot on your heals, wipe those beads of sweat of your forehead.
2) Absorbing boob sweat - Trinidad is a damn hot country and it causes everything to sweat. I recommend you put them in your bra at the base of your boobs, hey it's also a cheap alternative to a pushup bra.
3) Prevent flooding of your home or office - flooding is a huge problem worldwide. Take your maxipads and stuff them where ever you think water may get into the building. They don't say 12hr protection for nothing.
4) Cliffhanging death prevention - maxipads are very cushy. Having trouble getting your footing up that cliff face? Are you having trouble looking for the softest place on the ground 100feet away? Don't worry, just get your friends
to pile 500000003 maxipads and you'll have a soft place to land.
5) Shark bite bandages - everyone knows that sharks are an increasing threat and with the influx of sharknadoes recently, no one is safe. When that shark takes a chunk of your ass pack it tightly with maxipads and put your underwear on. There you go now you may live 5 minutes more.
6) Eye patch alternative - exotic pets are in now and if you decide to get a pterodactyl be prepared to lose an eye. Use your handy maxipad to cover that unsightly hole in your face.